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My guy friend at lunch today, giving me a massage
  • Matt:

    May i ask you to remove your jacket?

  • Me:

    ...

  • Me:

    ...

  • Me:

    ...

  • Me:

    No.

  • Matt:

    No?

  • Me:

    Sorry, it's, um, a long story

  • Matt:

    Well we have time!

  • Me:

    I..uh...

  • Me:

    Um...

  • Me:

    ...

  • Me:

    ...

  • Me:

    I have surgery scars.

  • Matt:

    Oh.

  • How the fuck could I explain 200+ scars?

 
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