May 2013
Survey: What form of birth control do you use?
Me: Homosexuality
when a guy says he can 'turn me' straight
femmelezproblems:
m0rphlne:
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
harder than a pornstars dick
i am swimming in the amount of tears
elena-thompson-99:
internetkilledmylife:
its only monday and im 391% done with this week
i was about 99% sure it was friday until i read this post darn it
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
Watchwe-all-just-runaway:
d34dc45t:
cristy:
acruelultimatum:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
ahhhhhh!!!
that was the best thing ever.
This is my favorite video of all time!
two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
Watchmormondad:
this video turned me christian
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Having the shittiest day/night i can remember having in months
crystalfy:
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
grates:
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
I just want to end it all
shouldertappingghosts:
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
urbancatfitters:
i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
