Survey: What form of birth control do you use?
when a guy says he can 'turn me' straight
m0rphlne: h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick harder than a pornstars dick i am swimming in the amount of tears
elena-thompson-99: internetkilledmylife: its only monday and im 391% done with this week i was about 99% sure it was friday until i read this post darn it
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
we-all-just-runaway: d34dc45t: cristy: acruelultimatum: “Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.” ahhhhhh!!! that was the best thing ever. This is my favorite video of all time!
two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
terns: mark your territory by crying on things
mormondad: this video turned me christian
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Having the shittiest day/night i can remember having in months
crystalfy: It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human. same goes for students at schools I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
grates: I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
I just want to end it all
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here
urbancatfitters: i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade